he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize