I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Operation Purity has been aborted
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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