Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
You left your underwear on the fireplace
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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