So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
