not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
