dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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