If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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