just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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