pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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