Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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