That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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