from now on my penis is your penis
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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