I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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