She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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