Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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