Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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