Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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