We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He did a backflip because drugs
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