she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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