singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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