i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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