Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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