Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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