normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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