Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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