Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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