you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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