we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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