so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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