the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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