Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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