I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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