Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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