She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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