you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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