Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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