D3 body, D1 cock
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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