Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I feel great
I just peed on a car
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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