these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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