new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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