They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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