Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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