I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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