just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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