at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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