All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We are two peas in an std pod
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
