What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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