Whod you bang
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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