He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
vagina is talking i cant
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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