Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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