6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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