Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize